- You just do not know now!.
- Well, good-looking?.
- Not in this case. You b * yat who?.
An experienced deputy, without any complexes fulfill fantasies of wealthy gentlemen. Voting without breaking virginity faction, group voting, games with the change of orientation, anger, oral presentation, the speaker of massage, conducting the necessary bills without gum. Transvistit to request large sums of money abroad.
Dinamistki - are women, in which the bitchy side of their nature constantly dominates the b * yadskoy.
We handed out leaflets settlement... We looked, we thought....
But here is our new engineer Sergei pribaldela, the fact that he accidentally got his full namesake raschetnik (surname, first name ), but the deputy. Director of Sales....
And here pribaldela Serge.... in the same annual salary is specified: 84000 per year.
A month entot pretzel gets less taxes 196 000 rubles.
Best of all on this occasion expressed our oldest engineer:.
... ...
A colleague (young, single ) Wait asks:.
- A Th is kakoynt porn?.
- Well, if so, does not find the problem....
- A lot?.
- Well... xs 1.5 terabytes you have enough?.
( sekudnaya pause).
- Jr. *, so you can finally can ETOGES not marry!.
Putin and Bush signed a treaty on the complete elimination of all nuclear missiles. A month later, Putin calls Bush and says:.
- You know, Vladimir, I'm deceived, kept in a secret mine 10 strategic missiles! .
Putin sits in a bad mood, then suddenly comes Sergeyev and said:.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, we've got a contract of nuclear missiles left confusion: in the wilds of Siberia, on the point of strategic missiles, one of the lieutenants started drinking voraciously, and forgot to eliminate the 20 strategic missiles!.
Putin:.
- First Lieutenant is not, as lieutenant-general, and secondly, while Russia was drinking, she is invincible!.
Interestingly, while drinking vodka at midnight, is considered to be after work or before?.
In Donetsk television was broadcast, analog, ...
Called ...
chocolate. They played it starsheklasnikov team and members of organized.
teams of brain-ring ... In order to find out what.
team begins the first question was a sense of humor. One of them.
was: ...
Girl, schoolgirl, captain of one of the teams, won by replying, ...
flown, then what does this summer? ...
Jew catches the sea goldfish, that he asks:.
- A Jew?.
The man answers:.
- Yeah.
fish:.
- It is better to fry....
The question in physics (from the book of problems for the Olympiads in physics since the Soviet Union ):.
...
Life - it's not the days that have passed, and those who remember.
Advertising:.
- I think I know what you want.
-....
- Coffee.
- Yes, of course. And as you guessed it... just amazing! .
Once Rooster Cow complained, he could not fly to birch. And the cow said to him:.
- And you poklyuy my shit! . You look and fly.
All day long cock pecked cow shit and the evening was able to fly up to the lower branches. The cock was pleased and the next day again pecked cow shit. By evening he had already flew to the middle of a birch.
Inspired Rooster myself to shit with a vengeance, and....
One day -after taking off on the top of the tree.
And from such a happy Peter opened his hlebalnik crowed, and all his throat.
My grandfather came to the porch and saw a Rooster on a birch tree, thought Peter, they say, quite wisely moved, and it shmalnul the fuck out of rifle....
Moral:.
So much fucking shit shavaet while fly up high, then there is always a fool with the letter... who spoil everything. !.
plane. Flight New York - Moscow.
The passenger opened the laptop, the dialogue with Windows:.
- Found new hardware: ... Configure?.
I work as an admin.
Calls on the work of an aunt, and says:.
- Yesterday I typed the text, and now open up Word and then a clean sheet. Where is my text?.
- Where are you saved?.
- In what sense?.
You can not say, ... And where did you see a member who is reduced to caress?.
The highest satisfaction of bringing a successful update of pirated Kaspersky 6. 0.
- The other day the Court of San Francisco hacker sentenced Ivan Ivanov to ten years imprisonment. Now he is serving his sentence in prison ...
According to the police central computer, tomorrow at 12. 00, serving his full sentence, he goes to freedom.
Fit one of the strange creatures (girls) to me and said, ... Ha I asked her: ... It is reasonable asking questions: ... Deciding that the muzzle of his face more - a whole. And? .
- I go, I mean, in the desert, and suddenly for the next fifteen dune seemed completely naked women!.
- So what??.
- I say - it seemed!.
- You 'll go tomorrow Kirkorov?.
- No, I will not go. Well I have no guns, no license....
A certain man was working all night in bed on a laptop before going to bed put the laptop under the bed and fell asleep. I woke up in the morning, went to take a shower.
At this time in his room, and mother-in-law went to see a new son-in bed scales, decided to weigh 120kg on his laptop... Zjatev.
Mother in law, they may not be evil....
- Sarah, what religious Jewish women wear bathing suits?.
- Separate to separate milk from meat....
Do you know why when you install Windows 98 on the screen appears the phrase ... Corporation «Microsoft» was forced to remove this line from the installation program after the 23,614 Americans who installed Windows 98 while sitting on stools, served on the MS to the court for bodily injury.
